We’re on the backstretch of summer post-Independence Day, doing our best to soak up the summer sun and long daylight hours.
But also, we here at Team VK GROUP LLC are ready to start revving up our work on behalf of our Ellis County clients … to help you through tough financial situations, especially when it comes to IRS dealings.
That includes the possibility of facing an audit and other IRS pressures. With the treasury taking a deeper look into the IRS’s audits of former top FBI officials, it’s a good reminder that the IRS is accountable to a system of checks and balances the same way we as taxpayers are.
One thing to keep in mind when getting those notices in the mail is that you as a taxpayer have legal protection when it comes to your interactions with the IRS. It’s called the Taxpayer Bill of Rights. And these are your fallback when you face Uncle Sam’s tax watchdog.
Another good fallback when facing difficulty with your tax situation? A reliable Ellis County tax resolution specialist you can trust. And that’s why I got into this business in the first place… to help people just like you face the IRS and get things worked out in the best possible way.
It’s helpful to have someone in your corner who knows the tax system and can fight for you.
If you need help dealing with an IRS inspection into your tax status, this is the perfect time to grab a time with someone who will fight for you:
469-672-5157
Now, today’s article is a bit of fun, and some surprising insights about me you might not know (wink). My people helped me put some of these together with the help of a well-known Texas lawman… well, maybe Chuck Norris indirectly inspired today’s topic…
Chuck Norris Approved “Facts” About Rodney Vander Kooi
“A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” – Chuck Norris
1) Instead of reading the tax code, Rodney Vander Kooi simply stares it down until the information submits.
2) Rodney Vander Kooi doesn’t go to resort locations on vacation. Resort locations come to Rodney Vander Kooi … even during tax season.
3) While the IRS is still counting, Rodney Vander Kooi has already counted to infinity — twice.
4) After tax season, Rodney Vander Kooi never sleeps – only waits.
5) Rodney Vander Kooi can legally divide by zero.
6) When Rodney Vander Kooi calls the IRS, Rodney Vander Kooi puts them on hold.
7) When the TaxMan goes to sleep, he looks under his bed for signs of Rodney Vander Kooi. Very carefully.
8) If you watch the Avengers: End Game closely, you can see Rodney Vander Kooi in every scene. The Avengers were grateful for the tax help so they could focus on stopping Thanos.
9) One time, Rodney Vander Kooi fixed an incorrect tax return just by looking at it. With eyes of fire.
10) Rodney Vander Kooi can analyze a prior-year return and juggle chainsaws… at the same time.
11) When Rodney Vander Kooi falls into the water, Rodney Vander Kooi doesn’t get wet. Water gets Rodney Vander Kooi. And all documentation is still preserved.
12) Rodney Vander Kooi CAN believe it’s not butter. Treasury agents think that it is probably butter.
13) Rodney Vander Kooi never hides, but only seeks. And always on your behalf.
Now aren’t you glad for Rodney Vander Kooi to be in your corner?
I hope you enjoyed a little journey into some self-aggrandizing fun. I’ll let you guess which facts are actually true.
All jokes aside — I want to express my gratitude for the opportunity to serve you. I love using my specific tax skill set on behalf of Ellis County people like you – all year long – so you can find some financial and emotional peace…
On your team,
Rodney Vander Kooi
VK GROUP LLC